Funny things your students wrote or said.

by **Richard_Benoit** on Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:05 am

Today I am marking the Natsuyasumi diaries. (going out of my mind, it really is painful and damaging to read and correct so many mistakes)
Every once and a while however there is a gem that makes it all worth it.

"Today I ate okonomiyaki and mother with lunch."

by **sonofobed** on Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:14 am

Written in their notebook on a Wednesday,

'Last night, Dad was drunk.'

by **Paul** on Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:01 pm

"Today I ate okonomiyaki and mother with lunch."

How incesting! I wonder which one tasted better?

by **Otaku** on Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:54 pm

Paul wrote:
"Today I ate okonomiyaki and mother with lunch."

How incesting! I wonder which one tasted better?

EEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!

by **Richard_Benoit** on Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:07 pm

I was thinking in a canibalesque way, but the Freudian test results are in and everyone keep the family away from Paul. Or rather keep Paul's family..away..from him.... fool me once...well uhh it means you can't fool me again is what it means.

by **sonofobed** on Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:51 pm

Richard, I startled the teacers room because I laughed so hard after that one.

by **Richard_Benoit** on Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:19 pm

Why thank you sir. Can't really top a good ol LOL on this forum now can you. And with that, I guess I have no other choice but to say. Thank you and good night! You've been a great audience.

(and to debunk your dominance)

by **sonofobed** on Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:41 pm

THE CONSPIRACY CONTINUES!!!!

by **Paul** on Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:55 pm

I'm just curious what the "with lunch" consisted of after Mom and okonomiyaki!

And was it Kanto or Hiroshima-fu okonomiyaki at that?

by **moolooman** on Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:24 pm

Hiroshima okonomiyaki is the shizzle.

by **Richard_Benoit** on Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:11 am

Think the 'with' was the student trying to say that she and her mom were together while enjoying okonomiyaki. Word order mishap me thinks. If that is what you asking?

by **Paul** on Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:14 am

Sorry Richard, I figured that is what the student was saying, I just was having a bit of fun with the play on words.

by **sonofobed** on Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:44 am

Back to the OP, yesterday, I had some students in the middle of our warmups declare that, 'I am a pizza!!!' I just laughed.

They were third year junior high schoolers and knew what it meant, but kept insisting that for 5 minutes.

by **Richard_Benoit** on Fri Sep 03, 2010 9:21 am

Salright Paul, I'm just slow this morning. I get you... ... ... now

by **jessen100** on Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:51 pm

i made a section on my last worksheet, of things you want to be able to say in english, so they write in japanese what they wish to say in english, and i translate it for them.

the translation is " Is Takeshi a fish?"

he certainly should be able to figure that out himself already tho =(

by **sonofobed** on Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:51 pm

There was an assignment where the kids had to write (a friend) is ______.

There was one kid writing about his friend Shupei.

Shupei was large.
Shupei is still large.
Shupei is lonely.

lol, gotta love it.

by **jessen100** on Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:54 pm

A comparison of japanese food and american food for summer vacation report.

........................Japan..............................America

Breakfast.....japanese food...............bread, ham and eggs
Lunch.........Donbur, sushi etc..........Fast food burgers and fries
Dinner.......tempura, sashimi etc.............>Mostly Pizza<...

complete with the 30 seconds sketches of a burger and fries.

by **sonofobed** on Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:37 pm

Well don't you remember how there is nothing in America except pizza and Mcdonalds?

by **Richard_Benoit** on Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:00 pm

Door swings hard both ways here. My brother was terrified to visit me because he only knew of Japanese food stereotypes. Mostly supplied to him through the Simpsons.

by **sonofobed** on Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:40 am

Grading sentences about 'knows how to', and I get this gem.

'So-and-so knows how to ride a dike.'

typo ftw!

by **Richard_Benoit** on Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:10 pm

love those typos! So base, but I still can't help but chuckle!

by **pakalika** on Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:49 pm

Would you like to sleep with me?

by **sonofobed** on Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:07 pm

@Richard, its either base, or a Freudian slip......lol

by **Otaku** on Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:08 pm

pakalika wrote:Would you like to sleep with me?

Why is that funny?

by **hokkaido1** on Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:03 pm

and the old classic

as beautiful girl says, "please play with me"

by **Paul** on Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:09 pm

hokkaido1 wrote:and the old classic

as beautiful girl says, "please play with me"

Want more HS stories? Just joking. But I can tell you one time a HS girl came up and asked me, Paul先生, when was the first time you had sex?

@Otaku

Why is that funny?

You are an honorable man! :roseblush:

by **sonofobed** on Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:19 am

Want more HS stories? Just joking. But I can tell you one time a HS girl came up and asked me, Paul先生, when was the first time you had sex?

Well what was your response?

@Otaku

Why is that funny?

You are an honorable man!

Maybe he just doesn't know. :lol:

by **pakalika** on Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:36 am

Why is that funny? Well out of the blue,　when you are doing an activity with the students, and one girl comes up to you in the middle and says, would you like to sleep with me? you would start laughing?

by **sonofobed** on Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:00 am

Yes, yes I would.

by **Otaku** on Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:41 am

pakalika wrote:Why is that funny? Well out of the blue,　when you are doing an activity with the students, and one girl comes up to you in the middle and says, would you like to sleep with me? you would start laughing?

Well, it depends on her age... :whistle:

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