Wooden Leg Insurance

[Paul]

A man and his wife moved back home to Tennessee from Ohio. The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it in Ohio cost them $2000 per year. When they arrived in Tennessee they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg.

The agent looked it up on his computer and said: $39.00. The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap to insure in Tennessee compared to $2000 in Ohio!

The agent turned his computer screen towards the couple and said, Well here it is on the screen.....it says: Any wooden structure with a sprinkler system above it, is $39.00.

Hillbillies just know how to git'er done!

[Jeimuzu]

Ba da doom... tish.