General joke thread

[himitsu]

I find it more clearly arranged to have minor jokes in on single thread (one could make other "topic threads", like "jokes about ...")

Here's one:

Drunk man to a woman on the street: You are so ugly...
Woman: Shut up, you are totally drunk!
Man: Maybe, but I'll be sober tomorrow morning..

[azuhlLt.]

You can credit that one to Winston Churchill.

[himitsu]

Really? He said that? Didn't know. But I'm sure he also heard it from someone, right?

[jeisensei]

Another one that is science based:
A neutron walks into a bar and has a few drinks. After a while he asks the bartender what the damage is and the bartender looks at him and says "For you, no charge."

[himitsu]

Neanderthaler couple:
He: Let`s have sex.
She: No.
- Why not?
- Because I don`t feel like.
He whacks her on the head with his club.
- Will you do it now?
- No!
-Why not??
- Because I have a headache.

[moolooman]

An Englishman, Irishman, and Scotsman walked into a bar.
The bartender looked up and said, "Is this some kind of joke?"

[Otaku]

There was an English textbook, Sunshine, that walked into a bar immediately after the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman, and the bartender said, "I hate repeating myself!"

[Paul]

There was an English textbook, Sunshine, that walked into a bar immediately after the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman, and the bartender said, "I hate repeating myself!"

That is so local!

[sum1wholikesengliped]

Ok, here's a joke you can ask your students, it's clean, and they might like it. This would be for 8th and 9th graders.

Why is 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate(8) 9.

Anyhow, as you can see, it's very low level, but perfect for the students. If you can bear the joke yourself, then please use it during English.

[Otaku]

Why is 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate(8) 9.

Anyhow, as you can see, it's very low level, but perfect for the students. If you can bear the joke yourself, then please use it during English.

That question is actually in the Question Bank questions.

[himitsu]

nice ^^

[sum1wholikesengliped]

Why is 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate(8) 9.

Anyhow, as you can see, it's very low level, but perfect for the students. If you can bear the joke yourself, then please use it during English.

That question is actually in the Question Bank questions.

HAHA, I'll laugh at that one...the joke is on me.