The idea itself made me chuckle and imagine women around the country walking around the block nude and all the guys sitting on lawn chairs drinking beer and gawking at them. Taken at face value it's a pretty stupid and probably harmless letter.
Ok now the other shoe drops.....I really hate however the fact that there are idiots out there that think that "all" Muslims are terrorists. In my opinion one other message some fools are probably going to take subliminally by just skimming through and reading this is that all Muslims are also anti-American as well, which is also a bunch of horse shit as well.
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist e ffort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Mus lim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America!
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.
God Bless America? Hell America isnt going to be around too long if people continue to believe this kind of crap.
Ok rant over......
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Anyone else got some huh? kind of chain mail you want to share?
