THE ARCADE IS OPEN!

[junkdna]

Good luck suckers!

[Otaku]

Mr. Junk,

What are the rules? Can you lay out the specs of this competition?

[junkdna]

ummmm.... kick each's asses?

or do you mean for prizes?

[junkdna]

crap. i cant even play the stinkin' games cuz Flash 8 or higher is required. it should be required for all schools to keep all their MEXTing OSes updated regularly. it wouldnt be that MEXTing hard to do. they are at school all day and night anyway, how hard is it to check to make sure all the computers are MEXTing updated?

[junkdna]

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[regardo]

nice mext-work here, i have to say.
my base school doesn't even have flash installed "...for security reasons".

so i join in:

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[Otaku]

What I meant by specs is:

1. When is the competition officially over?
2. Specifically, what are the cool prizes for the champions? Are there any trips to Okinawa for the champion?
3. Are there limits to how many times you can play a day?
4. ...and, anything else of great importance that you wish to throw in.

[junkdna]

oh. okay, let me get on those by the end of the week. there is about a month to play.

[Paul]

What I meant by specs is:

1. When is the competition officially over?
2. Specifically, what are the cool prizes for the champions? Are there any trips to Okinawa for the champion?
3. Are there limits to how many times you can play a day?
4. ...and, anything else of great importance that you wish to throw in.

You automatically assume that us old farts in Okinawa are not going to win anything.

And I am NOT going to put up anyone in my house if you do come, unless of course you are female and cute, or a male bringing copious amounts of beer and other spirits to make me forget you are not female.

My wife would kill me either way, God love her!

[junkdna]

My wife would kill me either way, God love her!

Let's hear it for J-wives! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[bum1]

Uhh where is it?

[junkdna]

top right.

[bum1]

Found it. I'll lay down the smack tonight.

[junkdna]

be ready for some smack back, i got my eye on some astroids and what not.

[Otaku]

My wife would kill me either way, God love her!

...and so we.

Paul's highscores: 2
Otaku's: 3

Okinawa sucks big hairy testies! Fuji is where it's at! mmmwwwaaahahahahahahaaaaaaa....

[Paul]

My wife would kill me either way, God love her!

...and so we.

Paul's highscores: 2
Otaku's: 3

Okinawa sucks big hairy testies! Fuji is where it's at! mmmwwwaaahahahahahahaaaaaaa....

Wait.......You know what is said about people climbing up the ladder or in this case mountain.

All you can see is assholes ahead of you!

[Otaku]

...just don't kancho me.

[bum1]

What does kancho mean? Donkey punch?

[regardo]

fingers up ur ass (while fully clothed). speciality of elementary kids.

[Paul]

...just don't kancho me.

Like this.....Na, I will leave that to someone else.

This one is better

[junkdna]

i think we can add games. i'd like to add Box Head - The Zombie Wars.

http://www.stupidvideos.com/flash_games ... ars/#73699

[Otaku]

I fixed the Fast & Furious game. It now records the fastest time. BTW, I have the new high score! suckers!

Also, Junk, there's an area in the arcade admin section that tells how to download a new game. GO FOR IT!!

[regardo]

hmmm, why doesn't that work...

[Otaku]

lol! E for trying! I think what Junk is talking about is getting it into the arcade gallery. I think we can but I've been working over at the website all day that I'm too tired to figure it out. Junk or Regardo?

[junkdna]

yeah, i was looking at everything and with a little effort, i am sure we can get it to work. it's a fun game. scored a personal best of over 2 million last night on the boxheadzombie servers.

[regardo]

i'm not a very optimistic person anyway, but i do NOT think it will work. I looked through the arcade - not thoroughly though - but from what i could see, we need the game itself (copyright infringement?), an install script (say what?), a little jpg thumbnail (no problem) and, since i haven't found the actual UPLOAD GAME button, full access to the server (which we currently do not have).



the easiest way to play the game here is the way i tried... with the downside of not being able to have to whole highscore shebang... but everybody could just post his highscore under the game... haha, do i get an E for trust???
...anyways. the stupid server doesn't have the newest flash engine (i guess that's the problem)... wait, that doesn't make sense...
i will just　keep on trying to make our little happy, ね？

[bum1]

I don't know if we have time to revise the rules or what but it seems like this arcade contest is going to be more of a "Who can play the most $hitty games" contest than a who is the best player contest. If we cut like half of the games out of the arcade it would be a lot more fun. Some of those games are so buggy that they are nearly unplayable. That being said I will wipe the floor with the lot of you regardless of whether or not I have to worry about my sprite flying outside of the boundries of the play area.

The best games so far are

Asteroids
Bomberman
A worms life
Apple hunt
Bricks of Egypt
Chingy Powerballin

The worst
Baby Pacman
Gauntlet (buggy as $hit)
Astrix
Backyard Madness
Catch Roo
Condom (I mean yuck...)
Evil Cowneivel
Flygirl

Your thoughts ladies and gentlemen?

[Paul]

Personally I found that a few, sorry I foget which and I wll make a note of them next time that did not work. The screen came up blank, or did not start at all after loading.

I like the majohng type games personally.

[Otaku]

Yeah, maybe next time we'll have a little discussion about which games to cut/delete, and possibly making it genre-specific.

[Paul]

http://englipedia.informe.com/forum/arcade.php?mode=play&g=26
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