A top embarassing moment...

[Otaku]

So, I walking to class the other day and I always pass the Special Needs class on my way. I teach the special needs students so I have a pretty good relationship with them. Anyways, I had my textbook in my right hand and was naturally swinging it while I was walking. I look over to tell me special needs students "hello". Right then, a second grade JHS girl decides to stop right in front of me at the very moment, I'm looking to my left at my special needs students.

In the swing, my textbook catches her squarely and quite firmly way up in between her arse cheeks. My textbook jolted so hard I thought it had hit a wall. She jumped and yelled "sekusu hara" (sexual harassment).

The next 5 seconds seemed like an eternity for everyone to figure out what happened. Afterwards, the student, JTE and I all laughed about it, but still...how embarassing.

[jessen100]

wow.

[lkelly2477]

That's one of those things that wil probably never happen again.

[Otaku]

That's one of those things that wil probably never happen again.

...not at least until she's 18.


I'M KIDDING!!!

[jessen100]

because that would be 2 years too old?

[Otaku]

oh, man. this thread is so going where I didn't mean for it to go.

MY BAD!!

[Paul]

Yeah but I like where it went......down hill fast!


Damn my mind is in the gutter 2night.

Think of it this way, you could have nailed her between her breasts and then what the hell do you think would have happened.

Otaku it's one of those "location jokes" kind of thing that doesnt translate very well when you write it down. You know, you had to have been there to appreciate the moment!

But you did give me a laugh and for that I thank you!

[jessen100]

Think of it this way, you could have nailed her between her breasts and then what the hell do you think would have happened.

that seems much more difficult, since she would have to have them for it to happen.

[Otaku]

I don't think this thread could go any faster downhill if it jumped off a cliff...

[mangakk]

Would love to see the replay.

[TENGU]

Think of it this way, you could have nailed her between her breasts and then what the hell do you think would have happened.

It would have fallen to earth with a thud as opposed to becoming wedged.

[Paul]

Think of it this way, you could have nailed her between her breasts and then what the hell do you think would have happened.

that seems much more difficult, since she would have to have them for it to happen.

You obviously haven't seen some of my JHS students, particularly the 3rd year one's.

[Otaku]

You obviously haven't seen some of my JHS students, particularly the 3rd year one's.

eeeewww!!



<3 years from now>
hhhmmm...

[jessen100]

paul, you must have forgotten what non-asian women look like.

[Paul]

paul, you must have forgotten what non-asian women look like.

You mean there are such things?

Here in Okinawa we do have a rare herd of dependapotomai imported from America. Well rare for here anyway.

Does that count for non-Asian?